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Coastal Cuties, interlocking filet crochet (patterns out very soon to Cherished Subscribers).
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
#the way I feel like 27 is old but 28 is young but 29 is old but 30 is young#but it doesn’t just alternate because 31-36 is also young#and then 37 is like an adult age
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The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"
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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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