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i gotta go read to make myself more literate okay i'll see you later and please crawl into my ask box and plot i'll loves ya

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Moi aussi! I had a really nice brownie last night but, when I went to get another one earlier, they were all gone. Food goes quickly in this place. I might need to start storing apple juice and brownies underneath my bed. Ooh, and peaches. I love peaches.

Apple juice is literally my life to be honest. I’m actually glad I’m here, y’know, far, far away from my mum who only yells at me. But I actually love every kind of food.

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Feet aren't particularly nice, no. Fingers are nicer, especially when the fingernails are painted and there are pretty rings and things on them. I don't really like my hands, though, they're a bit.. man-ish.

I mean, without feet you wouldn’t be able to walk so I see why they could be important. Ew, foot fetish’s are probably the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard of. Maybe it’s because I hate feet, but still. Ew. 

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Just wondering if and when the fridge gets restocked, you know? The apple juice is running dry! If my Ma and Da were here, they'd say Dodie, you're drinkin' up all the apple juice like it's goin' outta fashion! But then they'd buy more.

I don't think the people that left us here would be that nice.

I never heard of it so I can’t sing along with you. Sorry, Do. Anyway, what are you up to?

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I like Andy, though. He has an accent. And it does really work; I love apple juice, it calms me down.

That explains it, then. You should probably get a new one.

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Do is great. You know, like.. do re me fa so la ti do! Or however it goes.

Can I also call you Do? Or I’ll just stick to Dodie. Whatever you prefer, love.

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We're speaking now. I think you're nice. I'd give you a rose.

Take it in your stride love, not everyone will be able to do that! Aw, you think so? Well, thanks but the whole aspect of trying to win over the man, I would completely fail at! Conversations are not my strong point.

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I think I should. They hurt my feet, too. And feet are important, apparently. I think they're sacred in like.. India or somewhere. Or, you know, if someone has like.. a feet fetish. 

I’m not scared of anyone here, I’m like, 99% sure they’re not as big and bad as they let on. It all just seems like an act to intimidate us. Aw, did you really trip? Maybe you should take those off, I don’t think anyone’s gonna try to attack you. 

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I like orange juice too but my step-dad always used to drink it all, so I had to learn to love apple.

Oh I get it now. You’re right apple juice does make you calm when you’re in stress even if my favorite juice is orange. 

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I wouldn't, if I were you. I'd take it back, if I could. Some of the people here are pretty scary. I remembered what they told you, though, to make yourself look big so they're intimidated by you. So I put on high heels. I tripped over a couple of times, though.

That’s a lot of maybe’s, eh? But maybe I will try it, once I find the kitchen to this place. I kind of haven’t left my room yet. 

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It's my favourite.

Why apple juice?

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Maybe it doesn't work for everybody. Maybe it's just me. Maybe you should try it.

Since when does apple juice relieve stress, and why didn’t I know this? 

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Brilliant, I'll be known as the girl that sneezed all over the guy and made him ill for the rest of the show. I think you'd be good on it. Your hair makes people look at you and that's good. And it matches the roses.

Oh, I wouldn’t go on it, I’d be too scared the man wouldn’t like me. But, that would be unfortunate if you gave you a rose and you sneezed right onto it, but at least he wouldn’t forget you!

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Yeah. This place is just.. anxiety triggering. Someone told me to check myself earlier so I walked around looking for a mirror for, like, half an hour. Apparently that wasn't what I was supposed to do.

Probably. Are you okay?

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It's short for Dorothy. Like the one from the Wizard of Oz. It's nice too meet you too and you can call me whatever you like! You can call me Homer Simpson, if you really want. Or Tinkerbell. Or.. er.. Minnie Mouse?

Thanks! Your name actually suits you, I like it, it’s original and unique. I also could call you Jorgie if you’d like that better? Nice to meet you by the way and no problem!

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Not a doctor. A therapist.

Do you need a doctor? Or did the doctor tell you apple juice takes stress away? That sounds insane to me.

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I had a friend in school called Zach.

No, but Prozac might.