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If u dont like small boobs kill yurself

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the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

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thinking about daryl who's so overwhelmed by you touching him and kissing him that when your mouth is out of reach his first instinct is to lick your face

your hand is on his dick and you're whispering sweet things to him and he wants to be just as sweet to you, he really does, but you're not letting him tug you close enough to kiss your cheek so he settles for the next best thing, licking up your jaw and down your chin desperately, like a dog

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I watched house of wax and bo was SO hot but whenever I come to tumblr the only slasher fics I ever find like are cute head cannons and good for those people but where r the nasty freak sluts 😔 I need to actually get back into writing

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call me "disgusting" and a "sick fuck" one more time, I'm almost there

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nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

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the tradwife aesthetic becoming more and more common even among female celebrities is killing me man. this shit is scary. you're rich you can buy 10,000 monster trucks why are you falling for this nonsense

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thinking about dadbods #crushme

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when someone is better than me at something I started learning first

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say hello to the new white boy of the month

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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

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sorry. i’m all booked up.

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I could be your daughter figure

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need a sexy dilf who supports my shopping addiction 🙏🏼