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I call this collection "if its got a neck, some Victorian's put it in a yoke"

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I saw the original and knew I had to

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John dies at the end is a shit series because none of the books were set in florida despite john being a physical embodiment of the idea of "florida man"

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“Amy is my constant, she is the only reason I continue to do any of this. If she’s not real then my life isn’t real and I’m not real and nothing matters anyway. If she’s a monster then I’ll take her home and hug her and we’ll be monsters together.”

— David Wong, What the Hell Did I Just Read (via batzendrick)

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some hilarious jdate tidbits i picked up on my last reread:

dave trying to impress jennifer lopez by telling her he’s in john’s band and he “was the guy that fell down and died”

dave waking up post-vegas to find that he and john have grown matching goatees

when deciding what to do with the tentacled flying lampfucker john suggests “opening a window and just shooing it outside”

dave and amy are having their first real conversation and amy tells dave her really lame firearm joke and dave’s only response is “you know, in the middle east a woman can be flogged for telling a story like that” 

??????????

WHOM IS HE

apparently john and dave used to play dungeons and dragons in high school

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why cant netflix make a john dies at the end series like theyre doing with series of unfortunate events

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John Dies at the End (2012)

“Time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. Your mind is a flying corn snake hovering through all the possibilities.”

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#shadowpeople

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Kids born between 1995 and 1998 are interesting because they fall somewhere between Gen X and Millenials cause they grew up on the tail end of left over 90s stuff but also were right there at the beginning of the 2000s and all that tech and innovation. They don’t really identify with, like, Nirvana being the voice of their generation, but they still hold onto the 90s nostalgia and remember a time before widespread Internet and dial up. 9/11 is like a distant memory but the ramifications are just an accepted part of life. They remember a time before iPhones and the economic collapse but much of the pop culture is too old for them. They’re an interesting transition group of kids that don’t really fit perfectly into either group. I just think that’s really interesting.

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Ufo- Unidentified Flying Orca

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found on weheartit

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posting to u live from the void