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Mood

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just learned a new spell called "i love you" the verbal component of the spell is me saying "i love you" and the somatic component is kissing you on the mouth

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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Idly Suck On It Between a Girl's Thighs Because You Just Enjoy It So Much Tuesday? Casually and By Default Settle Down In a Girl's Lap and Satisfy Your Oral Fixation Tuesday? *pats thigh enthusiastically to summon you over* Give It All You Got Down There and Then Some on That Girl's Thing Tuesday?

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If puppies weren't meant to be sex toys then why do they look at you like that? You know the look. The one that says "please fuck me" and "I'll do anything you want" and "you own me". The pleading in their eyes; unadulterated want that turns into bliss and fear and spaced out emptiness as soon as you get your hands on them.

And don't get me started on their bodies. It's like every bit of them is an erogenous zone. Ears. Necks. Pits. Stomach. Tail. On and on. Only sex toys get turned on so easily. And they moan and yelp and whimper "please, please no" (please, do it again) whenever you hurt them.

You know they want more because they're practically rutting into the bed and their breath is shaky and they lean into your touch, even though it's painful. You know they act that way because it feels so, so good. You know it feels so fucking good because they're sex toys. Puppies are just wired that way, and it's fucking amazing.

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goes to the maid cafe and asks for extra cream in my coffee and one of the maids gets really embarrassed and starts jacking off info the cup and I'm like. hey this is cool i guess but i just wanted normal cream. like the dairy kind

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i know this character. ralsei after 10 years of estrogen

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is this anything

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god i love anal

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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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"Nooo, you can't do sexual things in front of your stuffies! They're innocent!" Maybe your lame ass plushies are. Mine are perverts who love watching the gay shit I get up to.

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How am I supposed to bounce and moan on it in these conditions

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if you're reading this i hope your tits suddenly double in size and tear through your clothes today. preferably when it's most inconvenient <3

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The hottest part about fucking an unconscious person is that they don't get to be a part of it. It's purely for me to get off. If I want to make them experience a bodily orgasm it's only to satisfy my curiosity. You're nothing more than a toy that I'm trying out.

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A big sis is like a guard dog you can fuck

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think about your amazing girlfriend and the wizard shit she can do with her fingers

You spend a full 60 seconds getting lost in the...hey, wait. this one got censored. What a shame! You wonder if there's any other place this comic can be read, where there might be a different version of this image. Hell, it might even be some sort of 'gif.' You just don't have any way of knowing from here on a sanitized website like tumblr dot com.

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trans girl who can’t get pregnant and is dysphoric about it whimpering as a massive dragon ovipositor slides into her and starts filling her with an absolutely massive clutch