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Very high in the sky

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weeirdest fucking dream ever. woke up wanting to kill myself . good morning

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Damn bro....

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lampert gets trolled

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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either

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White people want credit for ending slavery but object to the existence of a holiday celebrating the end of slavery.

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today's bug thing is this worm plush!

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Answering for: Cadei

You caught the Robloxian when he was returning from grocery shopping. He had the paper bags over his forearms, kicking open the door to his shop after his walk to the store… As he saw you standing in the lobby of the tech repair shop, he cussed and jumped in surprise.

“Iason, fuck! You scared me! We’re closed, you know!”

Cadei dropped the groceries by the door and stormed past you to be sure the upstairs door was locked, then heaved a sigh of relief when it was.

“You can’t just come in whenever you want, I have, like, a schedule… What are you here for anyways?”

…

“… You wanna ask me more questions. Alright, alright. Let me put my shit away while we talk at least.”

💤: “Are you a heavy or a light sleeper? What are your sleeping habits?”

“Eh…”

He hummed to himself as he went to pick up the groceries and trudged upstairs to his kitchen.

“I guess I sleep light. Wake up at the drop of a tab… Kinda sucks when there’s always things whirring and beeping ‘round here.”

He worked quickly at unloading his groceries- Some Bloxburger Helper, Epic Snacks, Witch’s Brew, and other goods. He balled up the plastic bags and threw it under a cabinet, then stood and pointed to the couch nearby.

“I sleep on there. A bed pulls out from under it.”

… He paused and glanced down the hall as if checking for something, then turned back to you with a whisper.

“… Cause that WITCH is renting out the bedroom.”

🎄: “What’s your favorite holiday?”

A smile suddenly spread across Cadei’s face.

“Oh. That one’s easy! Flightday.”

When you gave him a puzzling look, he rolled his eyes.

“Right… you’re not Iasonian, you’re.. some other shit. Anyways- It’s the day we celebrate the Illumina being brought back to our God. But it’s really just an excuse to watch epic swordfights and give gifts.” He grinned. “As a kid, I would stay up late to watch every single fight on tv while playin’ with whatever toy my grandpa got me. It was good times.”

🤓: “How are you in social situations?”

The question caught him as he was flopping on his couch. He threw his legs up over the side, leaving no room for you to sit…

“I like to think I have a dominating personality. I pretty much can steer the conversation however I want, yep.”

Both of your heads turned as the hallway door swung open, and Izzy’s head poked through.

“Why are you lying. -_-“

Cadei scoffed at her claim. “I’m not lying…! I have a very strong personality. It’s just facts.”

“…bout as strong as your punches are,” she snickered, disappearing back into the room. Cadei looked at you with a frustrated face.

“My- I have strong punches, okay?”

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mole a plenty

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I'm really high and it's my birthdayyy ^-^ :bottles:

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Bug who trespasses in parking garages with incredibly unlocked doors

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Answering for: Kara

Before you even spotted Kara on the streets of Thadime’s clubbing district, she saw you. The white-haired blur pounced upon you like an animal, slurring something and hanging onto your arm to keep her balance.

“Heyyy..! Studs bless me; it’s youuuuu again, hehe…” Her breath smelled horribly of alcohol, making your eyes sting. “What’s your name again? I forgottt. Do you wanna come clubbing with me? I’m about to go to the- the- I don’t remember the nameee.. Let’s just go!”

Before you could even answer, Kara was dragging you along to get in line to another club. Fun.

🎶: “What music do you like? Do you listen to it often?”

She put a finger to her lip, and her acrylic smudged her lipstick.

“Honestly… I fuck with… Okay… I fuck with … um… I like…”

As she spoke, she leaned over, resting her head on your shoulder. Her grip on you was loosening, and you were forced to put your arm around her to prevent her from falling.

“I…. I like RoPaul and Azealia Banks,” she whispered to you, breath stinging your eyes again. “And I listen to their music’sa lot. Makes me feel like a bad bitch.”

❤️: “What are three of your positive traits?”

“Uhhhh, that’s easy,” she laughed, straightening up a little but not taking her head off of your shoulder.

“I’m pretty, I’m a winner, and I’m… I have lots. Of friends.”

🎮: “What are your hobbies?”

Her face suddenly got very serious, eyebrows narrowed. She pulled herself up off of you, slammed her hands on your shoulders, and stared into your eyes with a sobering gaze.

“… Racing. I love racing. I don’t want to do anything but race and get drunk in my life. I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and go racing. It’s the only thing I’m good at. I’on do anything else. I wanna.. go racing.”

She slumped over and put her forehead on your shoulder.. again. Someone behind the two of you shouted something about how the line was going and you two needed to move.

🍎: “Where were you born?”

She frowned at you.

“Don’t ask me that. You’re bumming me outtt… You’re BUMMING ME OUT!”

The people in line around you looked over their shoulders at Kara’s outburst. Someone come get their white girl…

“So… you owe me a drink in here.. okay? Cause you asked me something dumb and I’m sad now.”

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Answering for: Izzy

“Oh, it’s you again.”

You came across the argonaut in the deepest part of the Tealwater Museum. Izzy stood with her hands clasped behind her back, dangerously close to the velvet ribbon that meant DO NOT CROSS. Her eyes flicked across the details of the painting in front of her, to the tenderly-painted folds in Telamon’s cloak, the lines upon his outstretched hands… Behind him, a holy light obscuring a battle between armored Robloxians. He was welcoming a fallen soldier into his kingdom.

… You stood next to her, looking to discern the same meaning from the painting as she did, and the woman didn’t notice you there for about two minutes.

“.. Oh,” she muttered, startled. “You scared me. I didn’t notice you… Um, hello.”

She straightened out a fold in her dress anxiously.

“…It’s… nice to see you again..? I don’t really know how you keep finding me…” Izzy looked to the side, avoiding your gaze. “… but I guess it’s alright if we talk.”

🚗: “Do you have a driver’s license?”

“A license…”

Izzy started to chuckle anxiously.

“No. Dante has… tried to teach me to drive, but it’s not really… working. And cars sort of make me nervous…”

She was quiet again.

“I just stick to my glider and things…”

🤩: Do you like to plan, or are you more spontaneous?

She was playing with her hat, now, and subconsciously walking away from you and towards another exhibit. You had to walk briskly to keep up with her.

“I think of myself as a planner, but to be honest, things never go according to my plan.” She sighed. “I have to be spontaneous more often than I’d like to admit. Especially when I was infiltrating the..”

She stopped and finally smirked at you.

“… Just kidding. You thought I was going to tell you.”

💯: “What are three random facts about you others don’t know?”

Izzy had wandered to yet another installation- A statue depicting the god Iason with the Illumina. He stood, strong and muscular, extending the sword towards the sky. A light fixture made the sword seem to sparkle as it did in legend.

“… This guy sucks,” she mumbled under her breath, then tuned in to your question.

“Three facts about me? Um…”

She counted on her fingers as she spoke.

“… My favorite animal is the deer, my favorite color is sage green, and according to my wife I talk in my sleep. Is that good enough?”

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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

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There should be a deltarune run for guys like me called inquisitive but peaceful

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Kris Dreemurr howling vocal stim compilation