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Watching Etho’s old team Canada videos and to sum it up its Beef and Pause flirting for 20 minutes while Etho works 😭

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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if asgore can have a weird gay thing with one of the holidays then why can't toriel too

[image description: a drawing of carol and toriel from deltarune sitting on a couch together and holding glasses of wine. carol is telling toriel a bad christmas pun while toriel laughs wholeheartedly. end id]

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I am not joking. I am 100% serious when I say this. Susie Deltarune is the best character Toby fox has made, and nobody can argue with me on this.... She may not be the cultural phenomenon that was Sans Undertale, but in my soul I know that she is a symbol of hope and love and deserves to be talked about just as he was in his time

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been drawing too many losers lately, beautiful woman palette cleanser

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Narutito

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‘Kakashi did nothing as Hokage’

Um? Which hokage made the uniforms cuntier?

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

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i love them a normal amount

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remake of an old doodle

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Something I really loved in the new Superman:

When that building is falling down over the bridge, Superman is saving one woman in a car. Usually in superhero movies or TV procedurals with emergency services, if it’s a woman in a car she also has a child or a crying baby to “raise the stakes” and make you care. But for this Superman, and in the context of this movie, it’s enough to just be a woman alone in a shitty car that won’t start right. She doesn’t need to be a mother for the stakes to be high enough that Superman uses his body to stop an entire skyscraper.

It was small, but it felt really powerful to me the moment I saw it.

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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

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man who cums in you in prone bone then flips you over to do it again immediately in missionary

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup