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a lot of terf callouts nowadays are just

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a smartphone is a little computer from hell

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We are the granddaughters of the Russian psyops tumblr wasn't able to ban

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literally who are you people

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There’s an unsaid moment where your parents go from taking care of you, to expecting you to take care of them

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sorry for being a hater. it will happen again

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guys?

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posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

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I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

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the word "gaslight" doesn't even exist lmao. you imagined it. you have problems

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i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

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listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u

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They hate to see a tumblrina winning

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Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone