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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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WOKE john darnielle says LOVE children. international small arms traffic SANCTIONS. UNALIVED outside san juan. FUCK these vampires. JANUARY 6, 2021. OPEN AND CONSTRUCTIVE DIALOGUE with the ghost of peter laughner about his coney island baby review. liza forever FIERCE minnelli. scorpio rising.

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what you all need to understand is this. unfurl the black velvet altar cloth draw a white chalk baphomet. mistreat your altar boys long enough and this is what you get. sad and angry. can't learn how to behave. still won't know how in the darkness of the grave.

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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

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Is Trader Joe’s horror

Trader Joe’s jumpscare

Does anyone die in Trader Joe’s

Why is Trader Joe’s so scary

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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happy pride to buck buckley, who spent years dressing like a normie dweeb in too-small polos and jeans and slicked down hair until the moment he started sucking dick and then switched to dressing like he robbed a uniqlo. that rules so hard, i love realism

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anyway the hen - eddie parallels. control freaks who can't resist blowing up the best things in their lives and pretending they had no choice in it. it was the full moon, it just happened, i don't know how it happened. what do you mean this is broken for real now.

obsessed with them both tbh

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eddie diaz

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you would think 911 is one of the easiest shows on earth to comprehend and then you see what people are saying about the characters on the internet and you’re like damn this network procedural is beating people’s asses

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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Another amazon package for the white buddhist

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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The Chain - Fleetwood Mac | aka soundtrack to every 'platonic' argument they've ever had...

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