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it happens all the time

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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

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Sorry for the fandom whiplash but I fucking love Phighting

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Hehehe... Nice..))

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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to make those fuzzy rave girl legwarmer things they have to hunt wild sparkledog OCs for their neon pelts. it's gruesome. they bait them with poisoned energy drinks and club them to death.

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I don't know how people can still listen to Eminem after he killed all of those people for his own sick amusement.

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here