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guards! sentence the dog to ten thousands years of puppy time play time
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
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keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house
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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
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all respect to the violent femmes but nothing compares to the disappointment of hearing that a band is called the violent femmes and then it’s four normal dudes… i’ll never forgive them
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being pet is probably my favorite thing in the world
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being an autistic therian is probably quite the experience for everyone around me. i’ve been working on unmasking for a little while now and i think it’s largely been really good for my mental health, but for me specifically “unmasking” usually just means “dogmoding” so im sure its been interesting trying to navigate a social relationship with me as i slowly become more puppy than boy by the day.
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If you blog about otherkinity or other alterhuman-related topics, mind interacting with this post? I'm kind of new to this side of Tumblr and am trying to find more therians/otherkin/alterhumans to follow. Not forced or anything, but it would be appreciated !!
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I legitimately wish people would treat me how they'd treat an animal
I want the endearment animals get
I'd like to be able to sneeze or yawn or stretch and have people think it's the best thing they've ever seen in their lives
i just want to be somebody's dog, yk? no work. no stress. just sit at the window and watch time move forward
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Sometimes to make self care easier and actually happen, you have to go, "If I had a handler that knew exactly how to care for me, what would they be doing or giving to me right now?" and then do that for yourself
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