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northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

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this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines

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Big surgery in ten minutes I love you all I hope I don’t die hugs and kisses to all of you

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Inventing a type of girl who sits in the cuck chair but doesn't even watch her girlfriend get fucked she's playing like, phone games the whole time.

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another wednesday is upon us

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higher than a motherfucker dreaming of you as my lover

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heyy I saw you reblogging from pjackk bot, I just wanted to let you know, its ai, and its stealing work from small business mustard gravy artisans and wasting astronomical amounts of henny, you dont support that do you?

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we need to stand up against strong as fuck ice mummy

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I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

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