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expert at spinning

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little goobers

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Nina Hartmann.

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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been having a weird jaw pain since yesterday. can’t open it all the way and it’s making a grinding noise. feel like a ventriloquist dummy rn

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Your posts are meant to be seen and touched by 8-12 targeted odd women

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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Stop tagging my posts as unreality This shit is my life man rhis is all i fucking have This is how i have to live

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"I quit my birth control and feel so much better, this is proof birth control is poisoning our bodies!!!" listen I am a lucky duck who tried one form of birth control and felt great but if I had to try 80 different types I would because I don't want to get fucking pregnant. if your birth control sucks try a new type!! "everyone should quit their birth control" is a bunch of conservative-crunchy bullshit

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

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important to have mutuals that make your dashboard unusable so you can remember to stretch, get another cup of coffee, invent a special type of glue, clean up your desk, etc

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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

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