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a legendary post and we'll never know their name

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“All I want to do is to make 6 figures by writing papers and telling my opinion on keynsian economics! How could that possibly mean that I have to charge thousands of dollars to impressionable 18 year olds?”

It's amazing to me the way modern professionals will look you dead in the eye and tell you the entire profession is involved in a price fixing scheme to drive up prices and increase profit and then expect you to act like it's some sort of shadowy third party that's imposing this on them and that they themselves are wholly blameless.

What a bunch of dicks.

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Too stressed so not eating

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Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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the funny thing about tweets like this is that if the disease actually did have a 99% survival rate that would still be a looooot of deaths. Like Spanish Flu had a 98% survival rate I believe.

The actual survival rate even by CDC standards is like 99.999%

Joe Biden and Democrats in a nutshell.

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Superstraights are gaining mainstream appeal.

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So I guess this means the war is going to end soon?

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How did that go for you?

throwback to that time I bought a cursed candle from a witch 

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Working so slowly and it’s frustrating. UGH

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Very interesting to see every single company and their dog suddenly deciding to stop doing business in Russia over the war in Ukraine but there's no way in a million years they would ever stop doing business with the Saudis no matter how many journalists they dismember or Yemeni children they bomb, starve and withhold medicine from

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I thought it was so that people didn’t get the coof through menus.

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It’s raining here and it’s so dark that it looks like it’s night time.

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Tumblr staff: Is the Ad awful? Why yes, yes it is. But, my brother in Christ, which one of us bought ad space on Tumblr?

Okay tumblr this is the best ad you've ever served me by far 10 out of 10 I would buy this product if I had the foggiest clue what it was