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need to maintain my brand

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i can picture the exact way a terrible large dsg fandom would be awful like i know how exactly what theyd do. beethovens either getting soft precious innocent twink who can do not wrong or hes getting treated like The Only One With Braincells. theyre calling cb a himbo

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what is it about dog sees god that attracts weird lesbians like house flies

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beethoven has been dead for 20 slutty slutty years

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What if charlie brown and shcroeder were teenage homosexuals and snoopy fucking died eould that be fucked up or what

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literally how is this real

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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dog sees god scene 8 the vipers nest

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public physical altercation so bad it looks like gay sex

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btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.

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hey so this person i know who works at the lgbt center in my university just confirmed that they actually did a read of The Gospel According to Matt and they might have a copy of the script and they said they'd look for it for me? what the flip!!!!!

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not exaggerating when i say that i would give everything i own to be able to read the last line of Dog Sees God again. no media experience compares to that final line

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i wanna update to say that three months later the doober joke has devolved to the point where if i think my friend is high, all i have to do is say “did you get a delivery” and they’ll reply yes or no. i don’t even have to specify who it’s from we all know it’s from the doober

okay so i watched Dog Sees God with three friends who had never seen or heard of it before and here’s their main takeaways:

1. they’re OTL Productions Van truthers (taste)

2. Van is their favorite character mostly because he was hilarious

3. they won’t stop recreating the “blow me” joke. one of us will say “blow me” and the other three will instantly dramatically turn around and scurry away while pretending to hold lunch trays (they’re also fans of saying “fRoM tHe DoObEr”)