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happy pull his panties to the side and fuck him friday everyone

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His name is Gary.

so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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got so high at the choir party last night that i went around telling everyone i felt like i was turning into a bug

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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you’re listening to 102.7 kill yourself FM

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they tell you that once you get in a relationship you'll stop posting on tumblr so much and that's partially true but it's also because i'm posting so much on twitter now. Also because every post in the falsettos tag sucks

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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yeah i'm blowing bubbles in my coffee so fucking what i do what i want

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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White girls in middle school were kinda funny when they'd say cereal instead of serious

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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christ almighty