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Do you still have them listing of them fattening recipes?

For some reason the link shows up at the top of my tumblr when viewed on a web browser, but not on the tumblr app.

Bizarre.

Here's the link for you app users:

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Reblog

To gain another ten pounds 🐖

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Reblog this to gain 30 pounds

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a r t // m i k e c l o s e t

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Reblog this to gain 100 pounds

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Reblog this to gain 30 pounds

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Reblog this to gain 100 pounds

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CALORIE DRIVE: Let's see what happens 😈

1 like || 10 calories

1 reblog || 50 calories

1 comment || 100 calories

How much can you get me to eat? 😜

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Reblog if you're not fat enough yet

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REBLOG

IF YOU WANT

YOUR SON

TO HAVE

ALPHA FRIENDS

#TheDapperExecutive

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Reblog Fat Spell

Your fate is sealed. With each reblog you will grow fatter. There is no reversal. Caution to those who are unsure. DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A SUPERCHUB HOG….well then reblog to cast and never go back.

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Bulking Season

To help me bulk up and keep my gains this winter thought I could use another bulking meal 💪🏻 and since everyone loved helping me out last time I thought why not give everyone the power again 😂

So this time rules are:

Like = 1 french fry

Reblog = 1 chicken nugget

5 Reblogs w/ comment = 1 protein bar

Ask = 1 ounce of weight gainer protein shake

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Gimme

Alright so after seeing the hard work and insane numbers @fattenup23 got through this idea, I figured I'd give it a shot. 60 thousand calories over a weekend sounds like just the kind of challenge I need.

It's a leap year so that means I better make leaps and bounds in my effort to gain heaps of pounds.

Spread this post around and we can tally the likes, comments, reblogs, reblogs with comments to get a grand total for me to consume.

Like = 10 calories

Comment = 20 calories

Reblog=30 calories

Reblog with a comment = 50 calories

And new follows between now and February 29th will add an additional 100 calories a piece.