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"Ey, Monodong... What the hell are you, anyways?"

"I'm gay and a robot. Nice to meet you. Goodbye."

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"... Um, uh hello there!... Monokuma um, I was wondering if I can ask you a couple of questions? I'll try to keep them short and simple! I don't know if you can really answer them all anyways so... It's just some things I need to know before trial and all that 'fun' jazz."

"Yeah... eh, whatever. Ask away. If it will solve your problems."

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Kazumi can barely believe it when she actually sees Monokuma. He was really back, huh? After a moment of being stunned by this reveal, she approaches him and actually manages a smile, despite how tired she looks. "Welcome back, Monokuma-dono. It's good to see you again."

"I never thought I'd heard those words from anyone. Thanks, I suppose."

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"Idiot. I don't wanna KNOW everyone's secrets, I just wanna know how you knew MINE. I'll figure it out myself if I have to, it's what I do."

"Duh, that's what they all say. I told you already. CON-FI-DEN-TIAL! Go on and try to find out, if you so wish."

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"Hey, you. Yeah, you. How the hell did you find out about all our deepest darkest secrets? I never told a soul about mine, and yet... How did you know?"

"Oh gosh... That's obviously a secret. If I told you how, who knows whose secret you'll try to steal like I did? A pro doesn't reveal their secrets to amateurs."

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Guess who is going to bother Monokuma again:"Monokuma-dono? Can I ask thee what you meant about 'the other game' back at the start of the trial? And what about the 'chapters'?"

"How sneaky can you be? Fine, I'll give you a few leads."

"Obviously by chapters I mean... Gosh, nevermind, that's not so easy to explain. Let's say, the 'other game'..."

"Say... Imagine you weren't the only ones in this kind of situation? It's easy, this is a 'game'. By definition, in a standard game you must have a player (you), enemies (your class), an appropriate setting (this lodge), a character to lead you around (myself)... and a final boss (the mastermind). It could be simply that... there's two like these."

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"Monokuma-dono? Should I make a new snowman outside? You did say that someone shall do the task, so it might as well be me doing it- achoo!"

"Sweet, you'd do that? Alright, then, if it's nice enough, I'll hand you two free monocoins."

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"Are you bitter because you have no life? Taking out your anger and frustration at us young, /cool/ teens in hope you'll regain your youth that you no longer have?" [insert more thoughtful stuff that i'm too lazy to type about :'/]

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"I came here to have fun and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now."

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"I am curious if I could have all of the Dakis but I am too lazy to earn the monocoins."

"What the fuck, you have to work hard to earn them. Nice try."

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"What. The. Fuck. Is this." Eri holds up his daki.

"Listen, you big ass goatface klutz, that’s none of my doing. If you were a little more seductive, I would say it was me."

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"So did you clean up where the dead body is or did you make Monomi do it"

"Monomi is a piece of shit employee, I don't trust what she would do if she cleaned it up so I do it myself."

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From beyond the snow, a blue haired giant runs towards the bear(?) and was clearly panicked by something. "Mister Monokuma. I have heard from Miss Mirai that all you've been feeding your students is Peach Rings. Do you have any idea what is /in/ Peach Rings? Also please do not expand your monodong in front of the students, thank you." (IVE MEMED ON BLACK NOW IM MEMEING ON U)

"Peach rings is a delicious candy... it's made of peaches... Easy to open it with any hammer."

"You don't even go here, granny. Return to your forest of memes and children, this place is for the cool kids only."

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"Do you wanna build a snowman...? It doesn't have to be a snowman! But no really, uh, can we go outside in the snow and pelt each other with snowballs? Or is that against the ~*~ rules ~*~?"

"Yes it's allowed. Just don' go too far or you'll get lost out there in the forest of pine trees, and who knows what kinda yeti could wander 'round."

An' if ya make another frozen reference I swear to god--"

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"Heyyy. Let me see your hands- er, paws?"

"…………………………………….. No?"

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"Hey Monokuma-san, we haven't been able to find Usami-san and we really need some medical supplies. Painkillers and a splint. Come on, you can't likely have your fun if one of us is already badly injured."

"Well I admit it’s not fun if one of you is disabled and can’t participate to the game… But, uh, y’know, it’s just easier if you kill him off, right? It’s better than letting him live with that pain, right? I don’t even know where we have our medication here."