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Falls on my ass and dies from falling on my ass and dying
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Thanks for coming in on such short notice. The other guy we were gonna torture for 18 hours called in sick
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"Slow Damage Original Art Exhibition" to be held from October 12th (Sat) to 20th (Sun) at Space Caiman.
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hey doggy dogs im petting you fast style so that your fur stands up all funny ok?
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Ur in her dms I'm spamming her dash with depressing and offputting posts. We're not the same
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my pet onion just died. not coming in today sorry
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the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast
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Cigarettes should have a little maze game on the back or a crossword
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just got back from the grocery store and realized i forgot to kill everyone
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teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before
kid named the hand that feeds:
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