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Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.

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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

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"These researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" yeah how did you think they did the research. They went out and asked a whole bunch of you about this thing you could easily tell them about, and then they did a bunch of math to show how many of you agreed with each other. Maybe more math to see if your answers varied by gender, or age, or religion. Perhaps they compared notes with other researchers to see if the people they asked agreed with the people some scientists in Norway or Brazil or Japan asked.

Like. They asked. They asked a bunch of people in a systematic fashion and then did maths about it. That's what the research was.

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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The Character will literally have you saying shit like "shes literally my special princess. she can do 9/11 as many times as she wants"

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"I asked chatgpt-"

Ok well I asked the man made of brass who hangs upside down in the town square, and he said that I should go sit in the insanity chair that shows you visions that makes you go insane

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New Secret Knots comic, "The River". I hope you like it!

The Secret Knots comics are made possible by my patrons. Check out my pledge tiers if you'd like to be one of them.

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by @beetlemoses

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hello alien stage gang

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looking at someone who's not looking back 👽🎥🎙️

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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

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life mv today yay

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i know their little friend group disbanded but i think they still stumble upon each other in the smoking area both thinking about shidou together even though there are no words to be exchanged

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noooooo dont sit on the chair that kills people noooooo

ive been sick and listening to hnoc so take him

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Horsemen of the apocalypse - war