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Finally got a chance to rewatch never give Annabelle a gun, it's incredible and I'm losing it (ramblings under the cut !!)

-Firstly, i have to keep stopping myself from calling it annabelle get your gun cause I'm a loser ass theatre kid

-the lesbian colored effects are adorable

-characters with ever changing names my beloved (Joanie to butch to Josie and back to butch)

-mr Parker is such a supportive dad, he's so cute <3

-Mr Parker is correct, annabelle could never do any wrong

-butch is autistic to me

-the fucking squirrel and elephant captions kill me

-a sam bartender didnt slide the drinks, im honestly gobsmacked

-can't believe tom wasn't allowed to play his piany

-yknow, the first time I watched this my thoughts about Henry were along the lines of "don't fuck this up for us aj" but upon rewatching, he's really just unsettling all around

-passing that helium around like a joint

-love when sam says some bullshit and then looks around like "let me elaborate"

-tom announcing his arrival by gently pushing over a chair

-[surprisingly effective bank robbing tactics] perfect, no notes

-butch continues to be autistic to me

-im in love with the captioners through the whole bit where aj is singing and everyone else is miming

-speaking of aj singing, man's got some PIPES

-their synchronization with switching from talking to miming and back to the scene is insane

-SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD ANNABELLE

-"stop flirting with men" is real as hell

-shooting him in the dick works too

-Henry just gets creepier and creepier

-i really want to know how, what are presumably, cowboy boots just fell off

-i really do appreciate sam just saying the word lesbian without any hesitation, it heals me when people don't treat lesbian like a dirty word

-"give it time" EGG BUTCH REAL

-i, too, ask my crush to rob banks instead of telling her how I really feel-it truly is the lesbian struggle

-mr parker is such a supportive dad :(

-that sweep was so gentle

-I wanted the other guy too, I wanted to meet him

-sam about to call tom a freak but cutting himself off

-butch :(

-I want henry to explode

-GO BUTCH, ESCAPE, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU

-oh, he caught her

-I hate the helium pig. It upsets me.

-ARTHUR NO!!!

-I think every half of henry is a dickhead

-this whole scene is genuinely upsetting

-aj and Luke are both incredible actors and this whole bit is a testament to that, but when he got aggressive after she said no and forced to shoe on-I'm distressed

-I dont know if the audience was uncomfortable and didn't know what to do, but the laughter after "i don't like this" was chilling

-[thank you sam for your service 🫡] real

-GET THAT WOMAN A HORSE

-BLOW HIM UP BUTCH

-i do like that annabelle got the final shot on henry, it's very narratively satisfying

-[Foot-J]

-Butch refusing to believe annabelle would want her too until she actually says the words makes me ill

-CUT HIS ASS OFF 👏👏👏

-I do appreciate tom not letting it end on a fingering joke

God, I love this one. We got the happy lesbians, aj was an insane villain, and none of them hesitating to say lesbian made my heart happy. Also, butch means so much to me as a genderqueer lesbian <3

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Expect a lot of annabutch edits from me it's literally the only thing I know how to do now

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"..and the way she's always there like my partner in crime" 💞

(Spoilers for IMPROVISED PLAY #55 "Never Give Annabelle A Gun")

Soooooo.... them.... haha. It's 2:10 AM, I wish I could ramble right now but I NEED to get some sleep, I gotta be up early tomorrow! But look, I made a thing!! :-)) Baby's first (proper? still short?) animatic/edit! Take THAT, DIWives! That storyboard's crying in my sketchbook. I hope you like it, I sure had fun! I considered using 2 other SPG songs (Latum Alterum and Shattered Stars) but this worked too well!! <333

I know Tumblr videos are super loud (for me at least) so I tried to optimize the audio for that. Shouuuld be fine.

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Finally finished it!

Longform - Never Give Annabelle A Gun

Song - They Both Reached For The Gun // Chicago the musical

Requested tags! @herbss-world @not-an-idiot @ilikeasstrology @very-confused-alpaca @jaxyapsalot @cerealistlover @randomfangirl32

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it’s 2am. but the lesbians are worth it

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I will be making a ramble post about never give Annabelle a gun once I'm able to rewatch it, but for now,

WOWOWOW I LOVED THAT IT WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AND MORE

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me when i realise i’ll have to miss the premiere of happy sapphics (time is homophobic)

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*CW for a little bit of gore at the end*

You Are Cordially Invited

He read the cursive atop the A4 card, before signing the bottom. It was the twelfth time he had done that, and, thankfully, the last. With a sigh, he placed the last of the invites onto the pile and leaned back onto his leather chair.

“Are they ready to be sent, sir?” His butler said, his gruff Glaswegian accent prominent.

Bruce didn't say anything, just silently pushing the pile towards him.

“Is there any reason you chose this.. particular group of people, Master Wayne?” Alfred asked as he leaned forward to pick the invites up, though Bruce noticed his subtle glance at the envelope on the desk.

Bruce grabbed the envelope, and emptied its contents onto the rosewood desk; twelve photographs. Well, eleven photographs and one painting. Two pictures were monotone, the paper yellowed.

Bruce looked at them, twelve faces stared back.

“You know why, Alfred,” Bruce finally responded, his own Scottish accent booming.

Alfred obviously held back an eyeroll, but he finally had the invites in his hands, “of course, sir,” he stated. Bruce ignored the sarcasm that laced his words.

The elderly butler left Bruce's office, and Bruce was finally left alone. He sat in silence for a few long moments before realising that wee Dickie was patrolling alone that night. He should check up on him.

He was about to get up off the rather uncomfortable chair, when the light started to flicker. On. Off. On. Off. On...

Off.

The next time the light turned on, Bruce Wayne was slouched over his rosewood desk, his own batarang embedded into his skull.

**Please read under the cut for more information!

Welcome to the Shoot From The Hip Murder Mystery!

Twelve of your favourite characters have to try and survive Scottish Wayne Manor, while a murderer is at hand.

Everything in this story is dependent on a random wheel or YOU! Your thoughts are the characters thoughts, your feelings are their feelings, your theories are their theories. (reply/reblog your thoughts! You can even put them in my asks box!)

There will be times where you need to choose characters to do certain tasks - depending on the task, certain characters will have more of an advantage, while others will have a disadvantage.

The murderer has been chosen by wheel, and deaths will also be chosen by wheel. Everything else is up to you..

Will you figure out who the murderer is? Can you help them escape the manor before they've all been killed?

Let's see..

The characters:

Esmeralda (Thirsty Vamps | submitted by @rainy-weather-supremacy)

Poppy (The Lighthouse | submitted by @aa0n)

Old Lady Margaery (The Unrelenting Aubergine | submitted by @theblackberryhimself)

Tracy (Susan's Holiday | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Amanda (Clarissa's DIY Wedding | submitted by @radioroxx)

Helter Skelter (Burglary & Bobsledding | submitted by @solar93)

John Jacob (The Off-Season | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Derek (The Unrelenting Aubergine | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Rumpled (Priscilla's Final Petal | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Tarquin (Lost In Your Eyes | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Ethel (Sorry About My Nan | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Juliet (Caesar & Juliet | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Masterlist (not yet created)

Bare in mind that updates may not be daily, but I will try my hardest :)

This is partially inspired by Escape The Night and @milk-is-stable's Hunger Games fic :)

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Happy pride to every tom character that pulled up, made Luke's character gay, and stole everyone's heart

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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Im gonna say strawberry or cookies n cream

npt- @magnus-ohpuss @ilikeasstrology @hallucinogenic-mushrooms

new tag game!!

i’ve just always wanted to try and start a tag game so uh yeah :D

…what flavor of ice cream is the person who tagged you?

@notthesodaa @ribbitingconversation @lowercaserowan @yosefinthetrenches @janenotbirkin @residentoddity (and any of my other moots) (no pressure!)

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This sucks, Im going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] trade my phone for some mdma

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Thanks for the tag!

English is the only language I'm able to speak fluently, but i took 3 years of Spanish, so I could probably get by on what I know. I also know very, very basic ASL

npt- @moonsanoverthinker @ilikeasstrology @hallucinogenic-mushrooms and anyone else who wants to!

I'm curious, what languages do my mutuals know?

I speak both English and German, and I know some very basic phrases of Finnish, Spanish, and French.

Tag your mutuals!!

@serene-sky-kid @halcyon-xxy @plutonium-sky @ari-skycotl @arsolitaforever @beigetiger @ejsuperstar

If I forgot you, I'm sorry, and don't be afraid to join in regardless <3

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Glad my "love the dad angle/mosquito POV" comment made AJ laugh, my friends have heard it a MILLION times before,

because almost every time I watch a stream from home, the guy is THIS close:

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Ok....do I have enough fanfic clout (/j) in here now to talk about my idea for a story where Maria Clarissio murders Don Vincenzio for what he did to her family or is everyone still too attached to the don/geppetto ship for that XD

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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it