dollarstorevampire

[dollarstorevampire]

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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HEY WHATS UP YOUTUBE STILL STUCK IN THE LABYRYNTH

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my blog hurts

[dollarstorevampire]

Let’s fucking crazy

[dollarstorevampire]

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

[dollarstorevampire]

i love doing nothing ❤️

[dollarstorevampire]

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

[dollarstorevampire]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together

[dollarstorevampire]

Lets all go get killed by animals in the forest

[dollarstorevampire]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

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It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

[dollarstorevampire]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[dollarstorevampire]

suing for a nanopenny in tiny claims court

[dollarstorevampire]

Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck