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celeb / non-celeb aus tho
âiâm your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now iâm being shouted at/possibly tased and now youâre walking by and oh god this isnât how i wanted this to goâ au
âi entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!â au
âiâm trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now iâm lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating storyâ au
âitâs the middle of the night on a saturday and iâve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???â au
âof all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?â au
âiâm an extra in a movie/music video that youâre starring in and idec if youâre super famous and iâm a nobody, plz notice meâ au
alternatively, âiâm just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????â au
âiâm famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesnât have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, iâm just gonna ride this outâ au
tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and âwait you actually wrote me back?!â au
âwhile hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean youâre closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!â au
âof all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phoneâ au
the same au but in reverse, aka, âwtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???â au
âweâre on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular peopleâ au
âyou read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for thatâ au
âi just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later youâve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactlyâ au
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depression: who would ever love you?
me:Â
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I donât know what it is about Dylan Gelula, but I like her a lot.
Oh, thatâs why.
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an endless list of that canât-eat, canât-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world series kind of stuff movies
the parent trap (1998); âAnd I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms, and cry hysterically. And say weâll just figure this whole thing out. A bi-continental relationship with our daughters being raised here and there. And, and, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together. And, and, c'mon, Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after?â
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THERE IS A GIRLâŠ. a collection of songs for girls crushing on girls.Â
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