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Apparently there is now fanfiction based on my The Princess Bride post. This fandom is beautiful.

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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MARK HOFFMAN SAW IV (2007) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

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That’s right, pour 6 ounces of cocaine and 20 vitamin tablets in your coffee and you’ll never have to sleep again.

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Complete crack headcanon, but The Princess Bride movie exists in the Saw universe. Strahm has seen it, Hoffman hasn’t. At some point when their relationship gets past the “I am actually going to kill you” stage of being on the run, Strahm starts quoting the “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning” bit on occasion, usually paraphrased. Hoffman has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. When he finally realizes that Hoffman hasn’t seen the movie before, he makes both of them sit down to watch it because “it’s a good movie, shut up and stop complaining.”

Hoffman enjoys it more than he’s willing to admit, but has a fucking aneurysm about halfway through the film when he realizes that the nagging sensation of familiarity he’s been experiencing since the beginning is because the blond twink looks exactly like Lawrence Gordon, just 20 years younger. This is made infinitely worse when Strahm, oblivious to his partner’s internal crisis, mentions off-hand that he used to have a bit of a crush on the actor playing Westley when he first saw it back in his twenties. Hoffman is losing his mind, both over that bit of information and over the fact that Gordon might be/might have been kinda totally hot.

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guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

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Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

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Fisk knowing Hoffman absolutely killed that guy

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Just two guys fondling their ties or whatever.

yes it took forever but only because my ps crashed and broke the file and I had to basically start over and I couldn't stand to look at it. But hey the song I used is cool as is the rest of my super cool hoffstrahm playlist, you should check it out.

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Gangland (2001) | Dir. Art Camacho

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Nobody (2007) | Dir. Shawn Linden

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Saw VI (2009) | Dir. Kevin Greutert

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Stand-Ins (1997) | Dir. Harvey Keith

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If you replace all the original parts, is it still the same?

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Costas Mandylor in Mobsters (1991) | Dir. Michael Karbelnikoff

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Nobody (2007) | Dir. Shawn Linden