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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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ITS TV TIME!!!

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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

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had to go do a run to see it for myself

look ma i did it (for a small thing)

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obsolete angel

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay

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wigan kebab. smack barm. pey wet. babby’s yed.

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it's

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