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People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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I bet driving through s police barricade feels good as fuck
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my swag….is overwhelming…stay away or it will consume you too!
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you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it
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