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[donald-doubtworthy]

Oh.... Uh.. I hope it felt good??

Personally I think Ms. Very Oblong should apologise for hurting you, because that is wrong! I'm Don Doubtworthy, and I support this message!

Anyways, you could at the very least ask for a bandaid.

Whoops! Forgot about this account for a while! I was just so enthralled in the recent events that this account comepletely slipped my mind!

Oh well, it seems as if everyone followed in my mentality.

Say, what have you all been up to recently? I'm sure you'll have wonderous stories of success and failure to tell!

[donald-doubtworthy]

Whoops! Forgot about this account for a while! I was just so enthralled in the recent events that this account comepletely slipped my mind!

Oh well, it seems as if everyone followed in my mentality.

Say, what have you all been up to recently? I'm sure you'll have wonderous stories of success and failure to tell!

[donald-doubtworthy]

(I wouldn't say PREMADE, I just make these images right after I notice your replies. I've always wanted to do a roleplay where I use images, and- well, this is kind of it!)

Poor jester, putting himself out there for these people, telling crummy jokes and expecting a chuckle out of the crowd... Not even a mere chuckle, just silence.

After a bit of seeing this poor guy absolutely ruin his reputation on day one, he finally gets a break, and he sits outside, alone... Hand over his eye, something like this except imagine it NOT in MsPaint?

Did you really have hope in a Russian Theater's fool? His whole life is a joke, now more people in the imagisphere get to look at this guy and either laugh at him like a lolcow or shame him for his patheticness.

Gah, oh well, I suppose I put too much faith in the lad.

Shame on me for giving someone a chance like I usually don't!

[donald-doubtworthy]

WOWZA, A SALESMAN THAT HAD NO HIDDEN MOTIVES!??! HOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEE

sorry, ahem. anyways... it seems like this is the end of a journey for our little jester friend (or, perhaps not?), who's being taken to the world fair for his own benefit... maybe he'll learn how to actually communicate with people.

Let's see how he's doing as a jokesman...

...How much do you bet he'll get fired in about a week or two?

Hrmm, I bet 200 Dollars they'll get fired!

(Did you have these images premade?! This is a level of planning I've never seen if so.)

[donald-doubtworthy]

"HOHO, SIR, I have NO NEED to think things over!!!" In an instant, the strange jester dawned in a black suit shook the hand of the one and only Progress Emporium's Creator Curator's hand... The mighty hand of Don Doubtworthy, a man I personally wouldn't trust, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Nothing less, it seems the deal was set... Whatever the "deal" was, anyways. I mean, it was really just Don Doubtworthy offering a clown a new job at the World's Fair. Perhaps there's a sickening twist this man's got in his sleeves to earn some profit, or perhaps this is a genuinely good ending...

But I've never met a good salesman in my life. Nothing less, the Black Pierrot was overwhelmed, as if acting so fast wasn't the first sign of this. Tears welled up in his eyes as he bared a strained facial expression one could only comprehend as a forced smile. Oh, he was happy, he just has problems expressing his emotions. "GOOD SIR DOOBLE-SALES, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO BRING ME TO A LAND OF PEACE..."

No interior motives here! If I wanted to put you into the slave trade again I would've led with that!

[donald-doubtworthy]

(no images this time cus I DONT want to go on rpcs3 JUST to make black clawn dialogue) "T-THE WORLD FAIR??? OH GREAT DOOBLY-DEE SIR, ASSIST ME, TAKE ME, IF YOU'RE SO SURE IT'S BETTER THAN THE GREAT RUSSIAN THEATER!!" "Oh I could tell you many things about that theatrical piece of... I wouldn't call it ART, It's merely MEDIA to ME. I couldn't dare call it GREAT, I couldn't call it RUSSIAN, to me it's THE CONCEPT OF mEDIOCRE! Also, who sells LAMB CHOPS at a theater? You're a salesman, aren't you? Does that seem bizarre in your squinted eyes? Do you understand where I'm getting at? Haha." "I'm rambling. I never get to talk to creator curators. But anyways, Sir Progress Emporium, I would appreciate if you guide me to the so-called WORLD FAIR!! DEPRESSING IT MAY BE, but i would prefer drama in my life over the bland dryness of an unsalted potato chip..."

*Don looks puzzled, probably not expecting the magnitude of the response.*

Well!, I'm glad to see you're enthusiastic for my suggestion!, (and I must admit the lamb Chops do seem quite silly.)

Say, we could get you in a role as a jokesman in the park, and perhaps you could turn those mildly upset frowns upside down!

So, what do ya think about my offer?! Do we have a deal? Or, do you want to think things over, have a step outside and get some oxygen in your brain? I'll be here all day!, sitting on my bed and using social media because I have nothing better to do.

Oh, and you needn't worry about directions! Once the hand is shook, my services will come and collect you quick and sharp!

[donald-doubtworthy]

You know, back in the day things used to be soo simple, but now we've got animation tweakers, and rotating disc's, and dynamic thermometers, I miss the days of simple old bolts and threshold's!

What? You don't know what the threshold is? Come on! It's not that niche. Right?!

Ugh, who am I kidding, I don't even remember what it does.

Emporium Patriots will remember.

[donald-doubtworthy]

man, looks like this "Russian Theater" clown isn't gonna go back to the theater.

You've got plenty of options, what the fuck are you gonna do!

Yikes, a feisty one they are, I'm sure there's a bar they can tend somewhere...

But, What do I know!? I'm just Don Doubtworthy after all!

Actually, they'd do well in the World's Fair! That place is more depressing than a market failure!

[donald-doubtworthy]

Note: Do.. NOT TURN SAFE SEARCH OFF

i don't consider myself a furry even though i am a robotic anthropormorphic cat however. baps you with my paw again

GAH- Uh, I see..

Welp! It was a good try!

A bid you farewell my Antomophobic or whatever you just said, Friend!

I suppose I don't need to get my information from the source.

Now I need to Google 'What is a fursona'.

I'll probably understand more if I go to images.

[donald-doubtworthy]

i don't consider myself a furry even though i am a robotic anthropormorphic cat however. baps you with my paw again

GAH- Uh, I see..

Welp! It was a good try!

A bid you farewell my Antomophobic or whatever you just said, Friend!

I suppose I don't need to get my information from the source.

Now I need to Google 'What is a fursona'.

I'll probably understand more if I go to images.

[donald-doubtworthy]

baps you with my paw

WUH, um, I'm not quite sure how to feel..

I've never actually seen a 'furry' in the stitches and wool!

Say,.. while you're here, do suppose you could key me into the meaning of a 'fursona'?

My friends keep saying I have one, but I can't confirm since I don't know what it is!

Much Regards in advance.

[donald-doubtworthy]

a strange fucking clown appears in your inbox

Ah! Well, I see, there is, in fact, a clown in my inbox.

Huh. I wonder how it got here.

Was it you Tumblr user? Did you steal one of the fools from the Russian Theater and bring them here?!

Please return them, I want Sackpeople Trafficking to be their problem, not ours!

[donald-doubtworthy]

Guess what? I'M HERE NOW DON! I may not have ever collected anything from your emporium (or anything I remember collecting) but let's just say you're very lucky I've changed.

- The Collector

Oh, yes. We do remember you. I do not remember a substantial loss in November of 08', but we've heard the stories, and to a salesmen, they could induce nightmares..

Though, it is glad to see your ways have changed!, Mr. Collector Sir!

[donald-doubtworthy]

*RecRoom burning sound effects*

Haha! It appears I am burning!

Or maybe, you're burning, I don't really know. I don't feel very firey.

[donald-doubtworthy]

*★* *angry sigh*

why most fashionable very high quality clothing products be worth sp much money nowadays?! seriously $30 for a GRAPHIC T-SHIRT ?! *frustrated sigh* i think YOU are the one to blame mr egoist capitalist man! *starts crying because of how emotional i am from being homeless*

I assure you dear pessimist, if I wanted to raise the prices up tenfold, I could. But you must understand that, products are expensive to produce!

You should feel lucky that your graphic T-shirt is only $30, we wouldn't want to put a triple digit in there, would we..

[donald-doubtworthy]

there's nothing wrong with "teehee", it's just an expression of whimsy. also BOOOOOOO RAHHHH I SCARED YOU - the nefarious one

Well, tell that to my rich and posh friends, I'm sure it'd make more of a difference, considering they wanted the rule in place.

And also, I- AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAA

*Runs away in fear*

[donald-doubtworthy]

teehee :3 - the nefarious one, resending this message

Why, you little trickster! I will not be tolerating any 'Teehee''s around here! We only allow civilised terms of speech, such as:

'LMAO'

'IDK'

And

'ROFL'

Although, UWU's are still allowed, a couple of communities got mad after that one.