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I love very specific cakes

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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Kids nowadays are cheating on their assignments by using ai? Back in my day we didn't have that stuff. All we had was this fair skinned and long haired boy called kevin that had these really puffy nipples and we all copied his homework. He kinda disappeared after high school, but sometimes I see his sister Katherine around. A real beauty I will tell you. I guess he's in jail or something cause every time I ask her about him she stutters and avoids the question. I miss Kevin, I really hope he's ok. So I guess what I'm saying is that we didn't have ai, but we had- I had Kevin. I pray for him every night

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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freundschaft

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please jon…we’re counting on you…

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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

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LOVING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. GIMME MORE! 😍

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this is the main lesson I took from sinners

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Team building

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, harrowhark nonagesimus the name of her cavalier