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Magical.

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i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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me when the confetti hit my dash

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when she succ you in the bus

she a succubus 

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Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

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Cats catching squirts of milk during milking at a dairy farm in California, 1954

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me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

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The B in LGBT+ stands for Bye Bye Man

The Bye Bye Man is a gay icon

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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