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I can deal with diseases... I'm literally a dogtor.... Plus Mal does it all the time

I might be becoming a cannibal...

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I might be becoming a cannibal...

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Jaakko Pallasvuo / David Lynch (The Angriest Dog In The World)

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HAVE you considered What If I Bit You

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things to do on your period! - commit murder - kill people - general violence - take up villainy as a job - catch up on journaling - spill blood. (not yours)

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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(full article here)

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how do i get people to fear me? i’m 5 feet tall and no one takes me seriously

Biting, and violence. Let them know that your size is no hindrance to your danger.

I believe in you, fiend.

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I feel so femme today :3 I love it when I put on an outfit and feel pretty

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mutt ➝ a term for a trans man ( / transsexual man / transmasc / trans guy / etc ) who feels outcast from general society*, looked down upon, or pitied because of their transness, as would a stray mutt. though based on trans struggles, this label is meant to be used in a positive way, celebrating perseverance and strength through dark times.

( *see monachoric by @rabidbatboy. this is loosely based off of the 2023 film mutt. while similar to terms like butch, bear, and otter, mutt has no visual or presentation aspects. )

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

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*looks up at you with the biggest wettest eyes and asks you very nicey if I can please please please please please bite the shit out of your hands and fingers

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good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

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favorite type of penetration? teeth in flesh

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I can’t keep pretending I don’t just wanna full force bite somebody’s throat out of their neck

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*Evil meow*