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Just the two of us...You really want to spend the whole day with me?

What do people say on here? H-Heckie yeah? Well heckie yeah! It's been awhile anyway..I kinda missed you..a lot. So why not?

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Okay then! I've never really planned a birthday party before... I guess we'll just do whatever you want to do.

Hm, I'd say just invite some friends over for a little party, but..well, y'know...mmm.. You know what? Let's just go out! You and I. The whole day. Just the two of us. Doing fun things. Having a good time. The two of us only. Heh. Together the entire day. You and I. Mhm.

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So, are you back enough for a belated birthday celebration?

A belated birthday celebration, huh. Wow, that would make everything better, honestly.

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Who's back? You're back? Am I back? Where'd we go? I don't know. -Emmy

I’m back from hiding..I guess? Kinda lost track of time..hmm.

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I'm sorry.

..

What for..?

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Come here, give me a hug.

Oh you..

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I do.

W-Wow…I’ve missed you too, honestly. 

[dontasktheonceler]

Have you ever considered making Emmy work for you?

Hmm, I haven’t really thought about it..at all. I mean what the heck can she do?

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I miss you.

You do…?

[dontasktheonceler]

I'm your density. I mean-er, your destination.. No, wait. Oh, forget it.

-mumbles- Gosh, you're cute...

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You know, I don't actually remember what the first thing is. I'm pretty sure you said it though, so I wouldn't worry about it. -pats head- ouo

Uh-huh...well, I believe you 'cause I do say the darnest sweet things! No one else can replace me! Er, right..?

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That's the second-nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. (✿◠‿◠) Thank you.

...Oh?Could I ask what's the first, or is that...private...?

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Do you really like me as much as you like money?

H-Heck yeah....

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booty had me like

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If I weren't so flustered right now I'd say that that's very sweet of you to say. But since I AM flustered, I'll just ask if this island of yours has a name, and possibly what that name is..?

Thneedy Island! (I know my piratey self should be done...but this is fun..)

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Well, that depends on the company, but it's you and me, so there's no worries where we're going. Uh, where ARE we going, anyway?

'f it's yer c'mpany, then it's all good. Anyway, we be goin' to a little town on an island just a wee bit far off. Shouldn't be hardt'all.