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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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Wilson once got to see House with a perm and House got to see Wilson with a mullet when they were younger. I will die on this hill.

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watched charity case a while ago and these two had crazy untapped yuri potential

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we all have that one mutual who… wait why does that say following

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I just need everyone to better understand that a bunch of 20 year olds on twitter saying that children don’t belong in the grocery store is the exact same developmentally appropriate behavior as elementary schoolers composing lyrics about killing Barney and that’s it. This is why most childfree online spaces are ridiculous and why no one should take that seriously because, again, it’s just Barney-murder, child-on-slightly-younger-child violence.

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The goverment in the US raising the retirement age to 67-70: enjoy the last 10 years of your life, on us 💰😎🍸💸

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Be silent, foul thing.

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Radical Empathy people that advocate for Universal Healthcare explaining why the US no longer sending medicine to the global south is good actually

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saw this awful tshirt and thought wow… harry du bois

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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this guy self promoting in a group im in for surgery photos

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Anxiety is one hell of a drug. And by drug I mean laxative

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I love them