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from @nationalmarineaquarium

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my library books watching me read the codywan zine for the third night in a row:

the books my family members have lent me watching my library books' reactions:

the books I own that have been unread for years watching this unfold:

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okay your turn 🎤

who wants to do karaoke together? I'll meow first

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who wants to do karaoke together? I'll meow first

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mixed up Walking on Broken Glass with Walking on Sunshine. do we think these things are comparable? imagine you were to walk on 200°F pavement on a toasty summer day. those burns certainly could be similarly painful to stepping on broken glass. in this essay I advocate for conducting your own thorough research including burning one foot and stepping on broken glass with the other foot-

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spotify put together the most abominable playlist ever if you want to take a look. @beeseverywhen turned me onto it. it's called Summer Hits of the 90s if you want to experience the worst collection of songs ever put together.

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no one slays harder than Magenta from Sky High. her superpower was turning into a guinea pig. with a magenta streak through her fur. I swear to god. I've always wanted to be her so bad

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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

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sometimes I watch videos on YouTube that talk about shit that's popular on tiktok and it makes me so tired. it's almost as if the platform is just influencers that have become living tabloids to make people ultra insecure and feel like they NEED to follow every single stupid fad. overconsumption and misogyny around every corner. I feel like I live on a completely different planet

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bimmy wearing moose’s hoodie

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"I asked chatgpt" I would literally rather you told me you asked god

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a reminder

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i think everyone should get to hold a guinea pig once in their life.

they steal your sadness and poop on you, i think that's really cool.

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a third lintbaby (baby african pygmy falcon) has hit the towers

(he is sad he only has a penny to his name)