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Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

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where's that post about the divide between straight carfuckers and gay carfuckers on carfucker reddit

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in a parasocial relationship with the sea

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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Not to mention it was on the left side! The side where CANONICALLY no important bits are!!!

i am so sick of characters getting killed off as soon as they have a chance at a good and content life. and especially when they die in ways that don’t suit their character. like izzy got shot in the leg, had it rotting off, and had it amputated, and you’re telling me a gun shot kills him??? he had such good development this season. he found his family, his crew, just to get killed in the end?? he deserved to be on the new crew, as much as everyone else. or to have a non-pirate life like stede and ed. either way he deserved to live and i will die on this hill.

it’s like reliving dean winchester again.

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Lucius being the constant physical embodiment of "not my monkeys not my circus 🙄 but also Oh God My Monkeys My Circus 😰" every time Stede gets himself in over his head is probably one of my favorite things

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The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

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There was one guy kinda like that… there’s a documentary, grizzly man

My take on the whole Titanic sub thing is this:

I don't want anyone to get mauled to death by a bear. I think it'd be awful if that happened. I think it'd be awful even if I didn't particularly like the people involved, or the type of people they are.

But if a bunch of people paid $250k to go on a Bear Tour where a tour guide takes you to visit a mother bear's den to go stick your face in there and see mama bear and all her cubs, and they all got mauled to death, well...it's still awful and I still don't want them to get mauled, but I'm gonna make fun of their stupid asses.

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Don’t they have a cloud to yell at?

what’s that old man going to do

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I see a lot of people say Dean would be all "baby, honey, sweetie" with Cas if they were dating but I choose to believe he would absolutely marry that man and still call him "dude, buddy, guy"

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➥ PSA: KÄÄRIJÄ IS A GROWER, NOT A SHOWER.

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He was like: you’re next bi(g) boy 😏

trent crimm in his dolly parton shirt and rainbow mug looking towards jamie. i refuse to believe that the writers didn’t know what they were doing.

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din: grogu is too young to operate heavy machinery

grogu: no grogu wants to be forklift certified

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Grogu immediately mashing that “NO” button like Bunny the dog when she’s told she has to wait to go for a walk, over and over and over, then fifteen minutes later using the suit to steal food and destroy merchandise, is peak hilarity, like Din felt that coming a mile away, he knows that baby is a chaos gremlin and this was only going to make him more powerful.  And Din was absolutely right, Grogu is unstoppable now.  No tasty looking food is safe.  No shiny knob will be able to hide from him.  Thank god Din already gave Bo-Katan the lightsaber, because you know Grogu would have been coming for that next, if Din still had had it on him.