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tommy is struggling through this cave with like a single torch desperately focused on trying to claw his way out of it and tuning out the convo meanwhile tubbo and freddie are giggling about how you have to either "get high or get gay"

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tommyinnit, telling the tale of the tortoise and the rabbit: im not the tortoise, im tommyinnit

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"just to be clear, i am the absolute king of niche instant minecraft roleplay synced with the music, and no one is ever coming for that"

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tommyinnit's ranking of his best friends: 1) freddie 2) eryn 3) tied jack, tubbo and harry

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CAN HE STOP????

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when i die and go to heaven the first thing i’m asking God is what the fuck happened with beeduo

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pearl hearing mumbo sub in for joel and without missing a beat saying “why do you sound like tango today” her improv game is on point when she wants it to be

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girl you just gave birth hang on a minute 😭😭😭😭

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The Society is pleased

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After that story ended

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Rejects Joel drumming animation!!!

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Y'know genuinely I think Lizzie and Joel are gonna be AMAZING parents. They're off to a great start with the whole 'not announcing anything until the baby is actually born', and I just remember watching Joel in Empires 2 and his interactions with Hermes, a Fake Kid, and thinking he'd be a great dad. Now he IS and Ldshadowbaby/Smallestbean is going to have the best parents.

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By the way, if I see someone pressuring Joel and Lizzie to talk about the pregnancy, birth, baby's name, etc., I will throw hands.

I usually don't come to socials much, and I do not like fighting or whatever, but if I see someone being weird, it is on sight.

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I know we are all very excited about Joel and Lizzies baby announcement, and I am too. But I think it is a good time for a friendly internet etiquette reminder.

Please for the love of the watchers do not include the baby in any of your fan content. This is a child who does not have the ability to consent their image being on the internet, unlike Joel and Lizzie who have and actively encourage fan content about their characters. That means I don’t want to see anyone including their actual child in any sort of fan art or fan fiction. If you want to create an empires fan child, go ahead, but don’t make it about the actual baby. Now if you want to make a celebratory piece of fanart like I do, keep it about Joel and Lizzie themselves. I know we are all excited, but we need to remember the internet is a dangerous place especially for children.

You may celebrate, but going forward remember that it the parents decision to share or not share certain details of their child’s lives on the internet. Do not get angry about it please for the love of god. Just remember to be a kind individual and respect the boundaries of the parents and leave a small child out of your fandom spaces.

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ALSO!!! just because lizzie turned out to actually be pregnant, that doesn’t mean all the people spreading the pregnancy rumour were justified. that wasn’t okay. don’t do that it’s weird and creepy

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i was going to make a kinda joke post about how the theme of every dsmp plot was the horror of being isolated due to neurodivergence/mental illness and the fear of being alone/not having control but then i remembered that actually Is the plot. thats exactly what it was about

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so does past life give paternity leave or