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People with hearing aid can mute stupid people.

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We all have about 2 minutes to live but breathing resets the clock.

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Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

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aw man

my teeth hurt so bad idk why sshsjisknh

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put your hand out the car

window when it’s raining

and then go really really

fast ;)

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Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.

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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

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@lmaonade audacity has an AM radio equalization preset, and

[bgm source]

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Every time you drink water, you reset a (roughly) 5 day death clock.

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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HELL TO THE YES I would

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Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

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neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

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JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

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