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yeah i know we’re in a romcom, but could you do me a favor and ugly cry? i just need you to feel a real emotion i could relate to

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tired of yearning i just need a gf stat i wanna kiss her and lie on top of her with my fingers curled inside of her and i wanna suck on her clit so so so bad 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

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PIT BABE | Ep 11

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When cis people say they wanna fuck someone they mean like, have one orgasm each (if it's good sex) with penetration and then cuddle

When trans people say they want to have sex they mean they wanna be reprogrammed to lose processing speed every time they look at their partner until it's easy to train them like a dog

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embracing icarus

my first ever dtiys! details below :D

rules: ⋆ no deadline! ⋆ you can do both night & day versions or just one! ⋆ you can use your own 3rd life desert duo designs or use mine! ⋆ you can change the composition of the drawing however you like, just keep the main concept of the hug + icarus and the sun motifs in some way! ⋆ who is icarus and who is the sun is left intentionally ambiguous, do with that what you will! ⋆ tag your post with #ElleIcarusDTIYS and (optionally) tag me in it so i can see it and rb :D

if you have any questions feel free to shoot me an ask! otherwise, have fun!!

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im self destructing and i need to scream i need someone with me i need them to rub my back and tell me its okay i need more than i can give im not even in the right headspace to say im sorry for wanting so much my need has grown teeth and i didnt notice and i want to rend and tear and rip i want to stop wanting

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i had full sugar gatorade for the first time in like 10 years the other day and i think ive been wasting my time and life drinking sugar free drinks it wasnt worth it it never was

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remember when i was a real person? yeah me neither

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You’ve Got a Fast Car...

I’m back, bitches~~ But seriously, felt great to write again for the @rtwritingcommunity​‘s secret sunshine event! I will tag my recipient if/when I get their a-ok!

Summary: (FAHC) Michael doesn’t expect a man to throw himself in front of his car and beg him to stop. This is Los Santos. Picking up hitchhikers is generally frowned upon. But this man has a pretty face and hell - he’s got a fast car. What’s he got to lose?

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32969470

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Michael knew something was seriously wrong when a man throws himself out in front of his car.

Now, his car was nothing nice, but he still doesn’t want to spend the next few hours getting some fucking asshole’s blood off of his front bumper. So naturally he slams on the brakes as the man - a skinny, dirty thing with wild hair - does a legitimate fucking slide across the hood of his shit Honda Civic and nearly collapses on the other side. “Oi!”

“Get out of the damn road, idiot!” Michael yells out the window in a reply, flicking him off to boot. It was late, almost 2am at this point, and he really had anything better to do than scream at some (probably high) dickbag who decided to do calisthenics in the goddamn street. But the man doesn’t run away ashamed, as Michael had expected. Instead, he frantically pokes at his phone - still in the middle of the street - and Michael sits there, a bit flabbergasted.

He doesn’t move.

He still doesn’t move when Michael lays his entire weight on the horn, sending a blast of sound into the Los Santos night. It’s not as loud or annoying as he may have wanted - LS is always loud as fuck on a Saturday evening - but it does have the intended effect of nearly making the idiot in front of his car in the middle of the street jump half out of his skin.

Keep reading

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who needs a man when i can make myself walk funny

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was anyone else ummmm off-putting for whatever reason for most of their life 😂😂😂 and people would tell you that they were scared of talking to you because you were intimidating 😂😂😂 and people thought you were cool and mysterious and brooding but in reality you were just kind of socially awkward and inconsolably lonely 😂😂😂 and people were intimidated by you which is a cool girlboss move but because of that no one talked to you or kissed you or approached you 😂😂😂 and you cannot even begin to express the never ending abyss of desolation you cannot escape 😂😂😂

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i get it dream ur bf is fucking pretty i kno i understand i know youve watched the new vlog more times than ANY of us stfu i GET IT okay????

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listen my brain keeps thinkin some top shit and i need to do something about it. like “im gonna put you out” type beat. fuck.

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all those dnf hand comparisons. u guys are making me forget how to behave

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grr woof woof bark

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catboy george + dogboy dream supremacy