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shawty said phagocytosis like what did you just call me?!?!?
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the only thing that would fix me would be becoming a shark
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happy wednesday i want boba it feels like what i imagine chewing on eyes is like
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oomf: im chronically online guys its not funny anymore
me: its okay maybe one day youll be a real girl 🙏
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thinking about what human flesh tastes like
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#jacob sartorius#you can wear my sweatshirt#and you can tell your friends#we’ll be together til the end#is that right?#idk the lyrics
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hi wait im not actually going to become a tradwife i just realized how that sounds
oomf just said my personal equivalent to my boyfriend having bibles left on his car is tradwife content popping up on my dash??
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oomf just said my personal equivalent to my boyfriend having bibles left on his car is tradwife content popping up on my dash??
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