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A woman's place is on the battlefield

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these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

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When I was a kid, the "Oh my god, you got so big!" comment from grown-ups used to really annoy me, because it felt broadly infantilising. But now, as an adult myself, I realise it had very little to do with me, and almost everything to do with said grown-up feeling suddenly attacked by the passage of time, yet not wanting to blurt out "shit, fuck, I just pissed away like four years of my life without noticing, then, huh?" in front of an 8-year-old.

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still one of my favorite posts

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the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

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My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

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whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

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I’m dating a supervillian

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how much light-wash denim can you have in one room

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Little girl and her pet toad at a pet show, Venice Beach, California, 1936.

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