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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Shinjuku Boys (1995). Tatsu, a transgender man, jokes with his barber about his changing appearance, and his newly masculine features.

TRANSCRIPT:

BARBER: So you go regularly to the hospital for your hormone injection? TATSU: [nods] BARBER: Does it hurt? TATSU: Not at all. BARBER: You have more facial hair. It must be the hormones. You’ll get a moustache soon. TATSU: I’ll look distinguished! They’ve made quite the difference. I never thought I’d change so much. Most customers say I’m like a man. BARBER: Really? TATSU: [laughing] They say, “You look like a man. You’re not cute.” BARBER: [laughs]

END TRANSCRIPT.

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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dappling, Duri Baek 백두리

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The Beast that Bothers

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POLL TIME BABY

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

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Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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i wear a mask for health reasons but also because i don’t want people seeing my face for free. Stay wondering weirdo. my aura of mystery persists

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow