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I genuinely love the onion

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Gays rule

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time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)

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can someone with time on their hands edit the bts celibacy gif so it reads PANEER TIKKA MASALA please

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everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem

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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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This morning I was sitting there half way between being awake and asleep and the phrase ‘Statement of yo mama regarding deez nuts’ made its way into my mind

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matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

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Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

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she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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i cannot bring myself to tag my mutuals in things i think they would like cause it makes me feel like this

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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

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