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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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The Ghoul: Ain’t ya tired of bein’ nice? Don’t ya wanna go ape shit?

Lucy, going ape shit mind you: No! I’m tired of everyone being so mean all the god dang time!

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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

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Handicrafts like knitting, crocheting, and tatting teach you that holding good tension is a balance. You can't work entirely without tension, but you also can't brute-force tight work. You hold good tension with practiced hands, not squeezing fists.

I think there's something poetic about life there, but I don't have the braincells to express it.

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Cooper Howard movie posters from the Fallout series

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This episode of bluey is called saw!

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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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bitches will be like “my babygirl” and then it’s the 53 satanic pope OC of an autistic Swedish man

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the slayification of copia

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I miss my wife

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We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

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"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream