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straight cliches: ew

the same cliche, but gayer: N I C E

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Dear white people, I’m sorry you’re not what Hamilton is looking for. But if it makes you feel better, you’ll always have Wicked. And Next to Normal. And Phantom. And Jersey Boys. And Gypsy. And Fun Home. And Sweeney Todd. And Spring Awakening. And The Producers. And Spamalot. And Avenue Q. And Fiddler. And Cabaret. And Chicago. And…

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my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

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me: *starts to like a straight dude*

NO NO THIS SHIT AGAIN

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i’m so excited for star wars episode 9 bcos that’s when poe and finn are probably gonna get married

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holy shit there are bullies on tumblr

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can someone please explain me how am i supposed to sleep for at least eight hours straight when i’m not even straight

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def not watching cooper barrett just bc i think jack cutmore-scott is cute. nope. not at all

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Someone asked on Reddit what Michael and Ray’s team name is…

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pros & cons of all netflix original shows

pro: gays

con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now

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God help Hernando the morning Lito finds his first grey hair.

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a centaur that’s half horse, half centaur

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: in the movie high school musical three, troy bolton is considered for a scholarship at juilliard, one of the best music schools in the entire world. troy is not only confused because he did not submit an application to the school, but also because he has never even heard of it. now, how can a well educated high school senior not even know the name juilliard, let alone be considered for a scholarship there? along with this, what could juilliard possibly be considering troy bolton, the star basketball athlete, for? as we have seen in the earlier high school musical films, troy bolton has performed only once in high school for the spring musical his junior year. how could this one event amount to such reclaim, when others who get into juilliard have worked relentlessly in the arts all their lives? finally, we later discover that ms. darbus has submitted an application to juilliard on troy’s behalf. not only is it very unlikely (and perhaps illegal?) for a public school drama teacher to submit a college application for one of her own students, but also rather impossible once we break down the facts, drawing our attention to the reality of college applications and juilliard specifically. one detail that stands out amongst others is that juilliard requires an audition in person, which we know troy did not participate in. another detail that automatically makes troy ineligible is that applications for juilliard, according to the website, are due by dec 1st. we know that high school musical 3 is recording troy’s second semester of senior year and his preparation for the spring musical. that means troy’s application was most likely very late… (however it can be argued that ms. darbus sent it in first semester of senior year). lastly, though, we cannot forget the infamous “college essay” that accompanies most applications, and juilliard is no exception. we know that troy did not write an essay for a school he never knew existed, so we must assume that ms. darbus wrote one for him herself. in conclusion, it is completely unfair, and also extremely corrupt, that troy bolton is even being humored by such a prestigious institution.