donttouchmyasymptote
donttouchmyasymptote
the fifth of brovember
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☆ whatever pronouns | mid 20s ☆ name's zena. call me an asymptote bc u can approach me anytime.
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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how its going
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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happy pride! here's some new birdies that will be up in our pride birds collection soon! 🏳️‍🌈
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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ruby's house ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
click for better quality 𑁍ࠬܓ
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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EXTRO CODE 3D Printed Fountain Bag if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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Now that we definitively know that welcome committee frankie is releasing soon? I have one thing to say.
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Buy them.
If you have the money? Buy them.
It doesn’t matter if you dislike frankie, dislike g3 or dislike the doll itself. I don’t even care if you immediately sell it.
It doesn’t even matter if you have no idea what a monster high is and just stumbled across this post from another corner of the internet entirely.
If you can? Buy them. Show Mattel that an explicitly lgbtqia+ playline doll is worth the trouble of making.
Show them that all the time they spent getting this thing into our hands after target refused to stock it was worth it.
It’s times like this where you vote with your wallet. Show them you want to see more like this.
Show them Frankies queerness is worth being explicit about in the doll line itself.
Make them want to do it with other queer monster high characters like cleo, clawdeen, toralei and duece!
We need this more than ever.
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donttouchmyasymptote · 1 month ago
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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Do you guys remember when everything was awesome
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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he is politely requesting that you give him some pudding
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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Some Hasbro employee: We'll call them Giggles and Wiggles
Nordic translators: these girls are jumping, they're tumbling, they're racing everywhere and also shooting
Italian translators: we just gave them regular names :)
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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All of these books had an influence - some obvious, some not - on the writing of our show!
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank
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donttouchmyasymptote · 2 months ago
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