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happy 1000 interactions on my drunk Date Everything text postings.. welcome to Shit(Faced) Posting 2 Electric Boogaloo pace and love Its my bedtime

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Someone in my comments said their ship name would be 8

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The Hanks!!

DATE EVERYTHING ENDING SPOILERS!!

(pls excuse my english if some parts dont make sense)

The Hanks as parents headcanons/drabbles!!

afab!reader!

warnings: reader is implied as the one who carried the baby but you can pretend reader didn’t if you want, poly relationship, Hank 0 being a cuite, sfw. (if i missed anything pls let me know!).

- during the birth, hank 3 was the only hank out of the 5 that was allowed to stay in the delivery room due to the fact that he’s a medical student and also to prevent over-crowding, so for him that was lowkey a medical lesson even though he’s studying to be a licensed neurosurgeon. “this is fucking gnarly!!” he says in shock, though not disgusted since he’s probably going to see worse in the future anyway. he also provided as much comfort as he could.

- outside, the other 4 hanks were stressing! hank 2 fainted each time he heard a scream, hank 1 and hank 5 huddled together for comfort, and hank 4 pacing up and down the hall, biting his nails or running his hands through his curly blonde hair. fear and stress on the hanks?! no way!!!

- when hank 0 arrived, hank 3 was bawling his eyes out. you weren’t sure who cried louder, the baby or hank 3.

- when all the other hanks got to meet the baby, they were quiet for the first time. they checked up on you first before bringing their attention to the baby. hank 2 forced everyone to wear a disposable mask for the hank 0’s safety since they just popped out.

- the boys are determined even more at their jobs for financial stability ever since the baby came. hank 3 is a nurse assistant while continuing to study, hank 1 has stretched out his business to make parachutes more safer for humans too as well as dogs, hank 2 continues his writing and is even working with a team.

- im unsure what hank 4 and hank 5 do as a job, but i think hank 4 takes on many jobs, he hates standing still! but he loves being a surf instructor tho.

- when hank 0 starts crying in the middle of the night, everyone immediately wakes up to check on them. it doesn’t matter how tired they we’re from their day, they will check on hank 0. they also refuse to let you wake up to take care of the situation. “its alright homie!” “yeah! just go back to bed, we got this!” they each kiss your face before heading to check on hank 0.

- they hate changing the diaper, only hank 5 takes care of that when hes available bc it was his dream to be a father. but they do help out with other stuff.

- they were cheering like frat bros when hank 0 started walking. hank 0’s second word was “homie”.

- every time any of the hanks see you holding or spending anytime with hank 0, they want to just pop another in ya.

- hank 0s first activity was surfing!! (safely, of course) it consisted of hank 4 gently pushing his surfboard on the shallow water as hank 0 sits on top. hank 0 squeals and coos in excitement, kicking their little feet on the board. its not easy for them to slip off the board since hank 4 put extra wax on his board.

- sometimes when hank 2 is working on his laptop, he lets hank 0 slam their little hands on the keyboard while he holds them gently, chuckling as hank 0 tries to mimic what their parental figure was doing.

- hank 3 holds hank 0 close for comfort while he studies. whenever hank 0 is in hank 3’s arms, they always fall asleep.

- hank 1 loves talking to hank 0 about extreme sports and how fun they are even if hank 0 can’t communicate properly back. hank 0 just stares at hank with big innocent eyes, laughing sometimes at hank 1 and reaching out to touch his face with their tiny hands. “don’t worry little baby hankaroo! you’ll start sky-diving in no time!” he then gasps as an idea pops into his head “parachutes for babies!!” “hank.😐”

- hank 5 is a velcro parent. he’s the first to run up to hank 0 if they hear a small cry, he’s the first to hold them in the morning, and he’s always the one who insists to put them to bed.

- movie nights are the best! everyone is cuddled up on the couch, hank 0 laying on your chest as you cradle them in your arms. they babbles random baby words, hugging their teddy that wears a ski themed outfit. they eventually fall asleep, you couldn’t help but take pictures of them.

hey everyone! this isnt proof read so if theres any mistakes, im sorry! lol.

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tiny hanks being annoying

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no that's not quite it

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we shouldn't be alive gang

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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'I asked Meta' 'I asked Gemini' well I asked these guys and they said you have zero rizz no cap homie

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Hyperfixations can be wonderful but be careful because if you go too deep The Sickness. It gets you. The Sickness.

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Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

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its my bday! heres some doodles and some rqs :]

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i am Thinking about how quickly and how well susie and tenna started getting along. i am Thinking about it

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Very enthused about the idea of Toby doing this with a broom behind his back trying to show Temmie his vision

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iiit's

slee! py!

tiiiime ⭐️

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u heard him ladies

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at the school dance.

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He's just a passionate boy 🥺