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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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Dude this is cool as hell actually

Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

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This.

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getting ready ❤️💜

based off this!

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Dance break! :)

(they will carpet bomb a city later uwu)

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Okay but what if G.U.N. sent Stone to work for Robotnik in the hope that they kill each other (or that at least one of them gets rid of the other)?

Every day Robotnik is working for them, he becomes more a danger dangerous. His expectations and demands are only growing more and more absurd and when he doesn't get his way? He lashes out. They have almost no leverage over them, since he knows the dirtiest secrets of every high ranking member of the organization. And the more dissatisfied he grows, the angrier he becomes. Which results in several dead/missing agents and and even more life's that are completely ruined.

Agent Stone was an exemplary agent. Creepily so. He always reached the mission objective, no matter how impossible they were. He seemed more machine than man at times, the way he followed even the most humiliating and dangerous orders to the letter. It freaked both colleagues and superiors out. And when they realized that both his mind and his memory were far too sharp, even for an agent of his rank, they panicked. Because he knew EVERYTHING. All those meetings he attended as bodyguard? He knew every single detail. A general had a barely noticeable allergic reaction to insects once in his presence? That general died surrounded by a horde of bees a week after inappropriately touching Stone. If Stone ever decides to turn against them, he has the knowledge and skill to destroy the entire organization. And already there are dead people turning up everywhere around him that were decidedly not part of missions.

G.U.N. knows that if they fail in an assassination attempt on either of these two, they will come after them. And there's a high chance G.U.N. won't be able to survive it.

So they assign Agent Stone to Dr. Robotnik.

They hope that they'll drive each other insane, that they'll decide to kill each other.

They should have considered what would happen if they took a liking to each other.

At least they are calmer now.

And if the price for that is having to watch them live out their weird bdsm fetishes?

It's price they are happy to pay (until they finally do turn their backs to G.U.N.)

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Boom Stobotnik is genuinely peak and you can’t convince me otherwise

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Happy birthday to our beautiful princess Eggman 💕

Collab piece

GAME: @nikkikaji

SM1: @/imveenx

SM2: @alisa-aydin

SM3: @heph

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Birthday Egg

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Behold!!

✨✨Teaholding video✨✨

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jon annoying martin and a cuddle doodle

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I loved this movie as a kid!

Cinderella (1997)

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Alexandre Dubois-Drahonet: detail of Female nude, back view (1831)

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#AggressivelyArospecWeek 2025 has officially begun!

From June 22 to June 28, join us to enjoy a small explosion of arospec fancontent: fanfic, headcanons, mixtapes, fanart… anything you can think of.

This is a celebration of arospec culture & you’re all welcome to be part of it!

-> FAQaaw25

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Metatron to Castiel: Find a wife. Make babies.

Castiel: