doohickey-mspa

[doohickey-mspa]

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[doohickey-mspa]

Hey, doohickey readers!

Thanks for following us! If you've made it this far, you might be interested to know that we're moving to mspfa!

If you're interested in continuing to follow the comic, feel free to continue reading from where the tumblr left off here!

[doohickey-mspa]

[AV] Enter.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Go down the hallway to the right.

You lean around the corner, down the hall. There is a large door at the end. It appears to be open, but you can't see the other side because of the bright glow.

The water at your feet is flowing into the door, lowering the water level in the room slightly.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Check behind the poster real quick.

Nope. Nothing behind the poster.

[doohickey-mspa]

==>

You "type" 'RUN PORT.EXE' into the console by fiddling with the dials. You know, thanks to your superior LORE: INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY skill, that this stands for PORTAL.EXE. Down the small, narrow hall, a green glow emanates from a doorway…

[doohickey-mspa]

==>

You lean in, fire the thing up, and begin to fiddle with the controls.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Do what comes naturally and power up the doohickey.

The car battery fits snugly in the back of the doohickey, which you hang on the coat rack to prevent water damage.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Try reaching the trapdoor on the ceiling.

Your WAY OF THE BEANPOLE isn't that far along yet. It's just out of reach.

[doohickey-mspa]

==>

Actually, you're tuckered out almost immediately. You lean up against the wall.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Curl your hat a million times to increase your physique stat!

You take off your hat and GET PUMPING. 998… 999… 1000 REPS!!!

[doohickey-mspa]

>Stand on doohickey, reach the battery.

What a thought! You might damage the thing! It's important!

Anyway, your EXTRA HEIGHT granted you by your WAY OF THE BEANPOLE feat allows you to get the battery down just fine without the doohickey stool.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Inspect poster.

It's a poster for Astroclown 2. You hate Astroclown 2! It's the weakest of the pentalogy, in your opinion. Way too many explosions, not enough actual substance.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Inspect shotgun?

Unfortunately, it appears to be a cardboard cutout. You're not really sure what you would do with a shotgun anyway…

[doohickey-mspa]

>Pick up the pipe!!

You try to pick it up, but to no avail. It's just too damn heavy for your measly PHYSIQUE stat.

[doohickey-mspa]

>Rotatinate camera.

Ok, you ROTATINATE the CAMERA. You're in some sort of weird storage area. There is a CAR BATTERY, a COAT RACK, and a MOVIE POSTER.

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>Run at door really fast to break it.

You would, but you can't really run. The water is up to your knees.