doomingthenarrative

[doomingthenarrative]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[doomingthenarrative]

MY BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN ELF GIRL

[doomingthenarrative]

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

[doomingthenarrative]

i yearn for the water. put me in there. take me back to my origin. i’ll spin so fast in my frolicking glee i cause a whirlpool and all of the fishies will spin with me and then we’ll launch The Great Old One That Exists Beyond Human Comprehension that lives at the bottom of the ocean into the sky. and we’ll all learn the meaning of life (to live it)

[doomingthenarrative]

triangular relationships… to me

[doomingthenarrative]

[doomingthenarrative]

[doomingthenarrative]

New tlt art! Yep!💀

[doomingthenarrative]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[doomingthenarrative]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[doomingthenarrative]

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

[doomingthenarrative]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[doomingthenarrative]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[doomingthenarrative]

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

[doomingthenarrative]

jesus f christ i'm on fire this week

[doomingthenarrative]

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[doomingthenarrative]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier