doomonid

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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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forgotten portrait 🌹

find me on twitter @/driftwoodwoof

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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problematic XP gap relationship

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*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

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If there’s one thing to learn from the Bible it’s that God primarily chooses extremely flawed little weirdos to carry out his work

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New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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To House and To Haunt

Text Sources: Wikipedia (Haunt), Wikipedia (Haunted House), Wikipedia (Stigmatized Property), Wikipedia (Ghost), Wiktionary (Haunt), Wiktionary (Alone), Wikipedia (Abandonment - Legal), Wikipedia (Ghost town), Wikipedia (Architecture), Wikiquote (Ghosts), Wikiquote (Solitude), Wikiquote (Loneliness)

Image Sources: Putnam House Floor Plans, Plan of House of Sallustius in Mau, JW Keith House (Summer Cottage Floor Plans), PSM V41 D852 Ground Floor Plan of Somesco House at Creil Oise, France, Plan of House of the Surgeon

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Girl in red

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I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you