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He thought for a moment before shaking his head, “ no no my business I don’t need ......help....better if I do it-” he paused a moment a thought interrupting his speech. The job he needed to do might need some extra hands and anyone he might contact here to help were far out of the way and he was not one to hire guards.

“ actually......if you really want to prove yourself...I might need some help.”

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“ no, risky business right there. You’re a stranger, an unknown, for all I know an enemy. I don’t like that, I do fine work on my own I don’t need a middle man”

“Is th-there any way I could earn your tr-trust? I know th-there’s no real reason f-for it, but I want to help…“ 

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Found this poster in a bar in Munich

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Another 100 Random RP Starters

- does include some swearing; feel free to edit when sending in an ask to fit character’s speech

“No. No, no, no. Don’t you dare try to pin the blame on me.”

“Did you even bother to think about the consequences?”

“Listen here you useless paperclip!”

“Meerkats are murderous little bastards.”

“For the record, I hate everything.”

“Do you even remember me?”

“Did you know the guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes may have killed a man?”

“I’m going to join NASA and fling myself into the sun.”

“I hope you know what you’re getting into.”

“Please don’t. Just… don’t.”

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Woman: *has a baby*

Doctor: *Checks the baby's hairstyle* I'm sorry ma'am... He's a main character

Woman: *sob* no... I'm too young to die...

Doctor: I'm sorry... You know the rules... *takes out a gun*

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“You look like the disturbed offspring of a country club member and a coal miner”

So, what's with the weird get-up?

“I enjoy fine clothes when I can”

Motions to his fine clothes for a second.

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Visions in the fog

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Blazing Saddles (1974)

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